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How Does Stomach Bloating Happen?
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Poop Nerd -- Answers to Questions about Gut Health and Digestive Issues

How Does Stomach Bloating Happen?


Dear Happy Crapper,
Lately, whenever I eat, my stomach pops out like a balloon and it’s super uncomfortable.  I can’t figure out why I get bloated.  How does it happen, and is there any way I can make it stop?  
Sincerely,
Bummed and Bloated
 
 
Dear Bummed,
Feeling bloated really sucks, and it’s frustrating that no one seems to know how it happens.  The TWO biggest things that cause stomach bloating are:
1-      Dehydration
2-      Eating Bread

Can Colonics Eliminate Bad Breath?

Dear Poop Nerd,

I have come to the horrible realization that I have really fowl smelling breath. I began to notice that people I'm talking to politely cover their nose. Whenever I get close to little kids, they run screaming "yukky!!!" and my best friend tells me that my breath smells like ass.  Could it literally smell like ass?? As in--is there something evil lurking in my gut that is putrifying inside me?  How does this happen? Some people have told me that if you remove all the old gunk from your colon that your breath smells way better and healthier.

Can a Colonic Make my Stomach Flat?

Dear Poop Nerd,

Sometimes I eat a few bites of food and my stomach blow up. It sticks out and gets rock hard, and it grosses me out. My gut bulges out of the top of my pants and if I try to squash it down with a spanks type under gear (the kind that smashes your gut bulge down so it doesn't jiggle under your clothes) -- it hurts crazy bad. If I wear wet suit surfing, I look like a penguin that ate a sea lion. Would a colonic help deflate my balloon gut?

Sincerely,
Blown Outta Proportion

Dear Blown,

What is a Coffee Enema? And Why Would People Get them?

Dear Poop Nerd,

Lately I've heard that people actually put coffee in their colon. What's up with that? I like my Starbucks latte's...but never once have I thought of having coffee of any kind injected into my butt. Can you tell me why this is such a popular practice? 

Sincerely,
Caffinated

Dear Caffinated,
For many years, many people have asked me if coffee enemas are good for liver detoxing. My answer is this: I would not recommend including BLACK coffee into a colonic OR doing it at home with an enema because black coffee is highly acidic and it will irritate the organ tissues.

There's TWO kinds of Colonics Open System and Closed System. Are All Colonics the Same?

Dear Poop Nerd,
I'm shopping around for colonics and I heard there's two kinds of colonics. Are they all the same? There are different prices for different kinds. I'm sorta confused. What's your opinion on how I can chose the best ones for my bloating and constpation? 

Yours Truly, 
Dilemma Dude 

Dear Dilemma,
Not all colonics are the same. You'd think there would be some sort of definition to seperate the two types, but it's like calling every kind of transportation that has wheels  a "VEHICLE" --whether it's a limo or a moped.

Why Does Traveling Cause Constipation and Bloating?

Dear Poop Nerd,
Why do I get constipated and bloated when I travel and fly a lot?  I usually have good bowel movements. I poop two or three times a day. But OMG...when I get on a plane and travel, weather its for business or vacation, when I fly on a plane I get constipated or bloated. Then I'm supposed to enjoy my trip, but instead I'm freaking out because I can't poop and my stomach is sticking out. I feel like my stomach blows up ever time I travel. Whats up with that and is there any way to prevent bloating when I travel?

What's BAD about Colon Cleansing Kits with Clay, Fiber and herbal Laxatives?

Dear Happy Crapper,
I tried a colon cleaning kit once and the experience was HORRIBLE! Why do people think that drinking gross tasting shakes with fiber and clay in them is good for you? Ewwww! I felt like gagging, and it sent my guts on a roller coaster of constipation and runs all day. WTF? 

Sincerely, 
Traumatized Tummy

Dear Traumatized, 
Most colon cleansing products on the market--even the ones at the best health food stores are out-dated, old fashioned "BULK AND BLOW" wastes of money.

How to Get Rid of a Big Fat Beer Belly : What Makes Guys Look Pregnant?

Dear Happy Crapper, 
My husband used to be insanely hot--WHEN he was my boyfriend. But now, after we've been married for fifteen years, he looks like he is 9 months pregnant. He acts like it doesn't bother him, but I know he just doesn't want to deal with the fact that unlike me, who got rid of my big fat stomach by giving birth to a baby--not a FOOD BABY, an ACTUAL BABY--my husband still looks like he's ready to give birth any minute. No matter what he does, he cant get rid of that big round hard-as-a-rock stomach, no matter how many times he works out at the gym and how many crunches he does.

Why Does Medication Cause Constipation?

Dear Happy Crapper,
 
I can't figure out why I get constipated and bloated when I take my anti depressants. Once I had surgery and the same thing happened when I took pain medication. It seems like any time I take medication, I can't poop. Right now I feel alot of bloating. Every time I eat, I feel like throwing up or it feels like it's coming back up.  What's the deal with that? The more medication I take, the more I feel like I'm totally blocked up.

Can I Get a Colonic if I'm Pregnant?

Dear Happy Crapper,
     I'm four months pregnant and I'm constipated like CRAZY!! The thought of 5 more months not being able to poop is freaking me out. Can I get a colonic?  
 
Sincerely,
Back Up Momma 
 
Dear Momma,
Unfortunately, it would not be prudent to get a colonic during pregnancy due to all kinds Of liability issues, even if it's simply irrigating your colon with water. I would, however recommend getting a colonic immediately after you have recovered from childbirth to avoid post partum depression.
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