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Can I Get a Colonic if I'm Pregnant?

Dear Happy Crapper,
     I'm four months pregnant and I'm constipated like CRAZY!! The thought of 5 more months not being able to poop is freaking me out. Can I get a colonic?  
Back Up Momma 
Dear Momma,
Unfortunately, it would not be prudent to get a colonic during pregnancy due to all kinds Of liability issues, even if it's simply irrigating your colon with water. I would, however recommend getting a colonic immediately after you have recovered from childbirth to avoid post partum depression.

How to Cure Your Hemorrhoids Fast

Dear Happy Crapper,

My hemorrhoids are killing me. I'm always miserable and in pain. I feel like I sat on a Rhino's horn. It's bad. I tried all the products in the store and none of them work. Doctors have told me that the only solution is surgery. That sounds even more horrible than my butt being impaled on a wrought iron fence. Is there any way I can get rid of these recurring roids? 

Butt Hertz

Dear Hertz,

You can heal your hemorrhoids naturally without surgery. Here's the fastest way to do it:

How I Avoid Colon Cancer?

Dear Happy Crapper,
Recently my father passed away of colon cancer. To be honest, I'm freaked out that some day I'll get this horrible disease. Is colon cancer hereditary? What can I do to prevent myself from getting it? 
Your truly,
Dear Freaked.
You have every reason to be upset and worried about colon cancer not only because it's in your family but also because this disease is the number TWO cause of death in the United States--no pun intended! Colon cancer the second largest cause of death in the United States.

Why Am I Constipated?

Dear Happy Crapper,
I eat really healthy, I drink water, I work out and I always make sure I have a sh*tload of veggies with my meals. All this stuff is supposed to make you go regularly, but at least twice a month I get constipated. What's up with that? I constantly feel like I have to go but nothing comes out!! Seems like the only time I feel like going is when I'm shopping. If it wasn't for public restrooms I'd be up sh*ts creek without a paddle. Can you tell me why I'm constipated even if I do all the right things?

I Have an Awesome Life! But Why am I Depressed?

Dear Happy Crapper,
        My life is amazing. I have great friends, a supportive family, I'm financially in good shape. All is well in my world except for one thing. I'm depressed as hell. Why am I depressed? 
Somebody told me that depression could be linked to constipation and problems in the colon. Is that true?  If so, what can I do about it?

Bummed Out

Dear Bummed,
Have you ever asked yourself this question: What is the cause of depression?

If I Drink Water all day, how could I be Dehydrated?

Dear Happy Crapper,  I drink--like--a gallon a day of water and my skin is dry, I'm not pooping and I feel tired as hell. I read that dehydration is one of the causes of all those symptoms. But how could I be dehydrated if I drink water all day? Help!

Pooped and Not Pooping 

Dear Pooped,
It's great that you're drinking all that water. But the question is...are you ABSORBING the water you drink?  Or are you drinking water then running right to the bathroom and peeing it out?

The Happy Crapper

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                If you were a car, what make and model would you be? I think I’m a 1987 Mercedes 560. My engine is well built, powerful and fast. But it’s a gas guzzler. And it’s expensive to maintain. I’d like to be a Chevy Volt or a Honda all-electric clean energy car as soon as possible.

If you were a car, would you drive every year without ever changing your oil or topping off your fluids?